More Quotes

1.Exams are like girl friends. 1. Too Many Questions.2. Difficult to Understand.3. More Explanation is Needed.4. Result is always FAIL.:(


2.BIZZARE: "In Hong Kong the wife of a husband who commits adultery is legally entitled to kill the mistress in any manner desired, and the husband with just her bare hands"


3.A long marriage is like two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time!!!!cheers to all my 'skilled' friends who hv survived their marriage for a decade or more:) and all my best wishes to the brave hearts who'll soon reach the mark.Keep dancing to the life's tune!!!!


4.A 10-year study in Scotland found that 20% of people die of a heart attack on Monday’s compare to any other day of the week! The study suggests that the ‘Monday peak’ could be a result of massive drinking during the weekend and work related stress:(....so guys remember-no stress n moderate drinking;) njoy ur weekend:)


5.Honey is the only food tht doesnt spoil with time! now i know y sweet hearts r called so;)


6.Desire breeds more desires !


7.A girl applied to a computer dating service and reported that she liked water sports n formal wear, and the computer matched her with a PENGUIN !!!!!LOL


8.Dare to make a promise...promise brings hope n hope brings smile..and do u know anythng more precious than ur loved one's smile:)


9.Nothing is so good as it seems before hand.


10.I m not denying the women r foolish. God Almighty made them to match the men!!!!!!! George Eliot

Quotes n poems

1.O God,if u cant make me FIT:(.....plz make my friends FAT :)


2.I would spread the cloths under your feet
...But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams beneath your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams...
W.B Yeats.


3.Toss your dashed hopes not into a trash bin but into a drawer where you are likely to rummage some bright morning.


4."Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it.
Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it."
Goethe


5.There's one sad truth in life I've found
While journeying east and west
The only folks we really woundAre those we love the best.
We flatter those we scarcely know,
We please the fleeting guest,
And deal full many a thoughtless blow
To those who love us best.
~Ella Wheeler Wilcox


6.All i want is a little more than i will ever get .


7.Why is it tht jab bhi we wanna spend on jewellery,there comes promptly..the same age-old complement from the other side-"Tum toh bina jewar ke hi bahut khooobsoorat lagti ho";)!!!!!


8.Love is in the present...live it.:-)Past is just memories n future..only hope!


9.Constant presence erodes desire. U cant long for something that is alwaz available!


10.Wen he reminds u a task,it is his genuine concern.wen u do the same,it is nagging:((