1."Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath."
Richard Zera
2.Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
3."Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add."
Fran Lebowitz.
4.Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
5.Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
6.Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
7.Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
8."Doctors automatically know what's wrong with you. They have a sick sense." -
9.The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says, "There's no call for that. You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
10.Fill in the blanks in english test.
Better late than.............pregnant!!!!!!
1.By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying -
Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying.;D
-- Dorothy Parker
2."And what if,
In your sleep
You dreamed ?
...And what if,
In your dream,
You went to heaven
And there plucked
A strange and
Beautiful flower ?
And what if,
When you awoke,
You had the flower in your hand ?
Ah, what then?"
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
3.Why do we treat the fleeting day
with so much needless fear and sorrow?
It's in its nature not to stay:
Today is always gone tomorrow.
4.The duck looks smooth and calm on top of the water
But underneath there is restless peddling.
In life nothing worthwhile comes without struggle.
5. TERE MERE/WOH SAAT PHERE;)
1st-for nourishing and pure food.(Go for organic only)
2nd-for healthy and prosperous life.(no wonder the weight gain)3rd-for wealth(Root of all misery)
4th-for increase in love and respect for each other(love fights)
5th-for beautiful, heroic and noble children(Ah,here they come)
6th-for peaceful long life 2gether(jhelo n jhelao)
7th-for lifelong friendship(become FB friends)
6.Jinke ghar shishe ke hote hain woh basement me kapde badalte hain".lol
7. TRAINING COURSES FOR WOMEN;)
1.Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look OK?"
2.Parties: Going without new outfits
3.Bathroom Etiquette I: Men need space in the bathroom cabinet too. 4.Bathroom Etiquette II: His razor is His
5.Introduction to parking
6.TV Remotes: For men only."
7.Communication Skills:Tears -The last resort, not the first!
8.An English teacher wrote the words, 'Woman without her man is nothing' on the blackboard and asked the students to punctuate so that it made sense.
The boys wrote: 'Woman, without her man, is nothing.'
The girls wrote: 'Woman! Without her, man is nothing.'
9.How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals." !!!!!!
10.To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring........
