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Thursday, February 17, 2011

Popular facebook status updates

1. Jhilmilate dipon ki aabha se prakashit
Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein
Dhan dhanya sukh samridhi aur Ishwar
Ke anant aashirwad le kar aaye.
Happy Diwali



2.How nice it feels wen ur long lost school n college pals see ur recent pics n exclaim aloud "oh dear,u still look the SAME!!!!They dont care if ur hair has thinned,some wrinkles b added or the weight b doubled!!!!True then,love is blind:)


3.If u love me, raise ur hand,
If u dont, raise ur standard;D



4. Sri Sri Ravishankar on the four aspects of Diwali:
Lights:symbolizing the spreading of Knowledge.
Firecrackers:Watching the firecrackers gives a relief to d explosive tendencies inside. When d explosion happens outside,d explosion inside is diffused.
Gifts n sweets: Sweets dispel d bitterness and renew friendship.
Feeling abundance:Feeling a sense of abundance brings awareness n gratefulness for what one has.



5.Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present TENSE, but the past PERFECT! ~Owens Lee Pomeroy


6.The strength of a man isn't in d deep tone of his voice.
It's in d gentle words he whispers!(talks nonsense to please u)
The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he has.
It's how good of buddies he is with his children!(plays with kids wen u snore)
The strength of a man isn't in how respected he is at work.
It's in how respected he is at home!(brings expensive gifts)

The strength of a man isn't in how hard he hits.
It's in how tender he touches!(handles crockery with care)
The strength of a man isn't in d weight he can lift.
It's in d burdens he can carry!(calls ur mom to stay;)



7.The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books—how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.!!!!!:D


8.Deewaron ke bhi kaan hote hain!.....if u r nt convinced, just share a secret on ur fb wall;D


9.The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes".


10.If WOMEN ruled the world, there wud be no wars.
     It wud be just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other!!!!!!!;)

Status Updates





1.‎'Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over
it became a butterfly'.



2.Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


3.Chuha Billi se darta hai,
...
Billi Kutte se darti hai,
Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,
Aur Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai



4.Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. ~ Maria Robinson.


5.Sometimes, hope is what makes us smile. Other times, a smile is what can bring us hope.


6.Pleasure tastes best when sipped at intervals.


7.A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.


8.If u cannot find the brighter side of life then polish the darker side ... !
Attitude of adjustment is the only instrument to live a life ... !



9.If money doesnt grow on trees, why do banks have branches?


10.Life has never been the same as it was before Facebook came in my life! Now i dont bother who fiddles with the TV remote;)