Kid-Zone.

1."Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath."
Richard Zera


2.Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

3."Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add."
Fran Lebowitz.


4.Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

5.Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.


6.Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.


7.Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.



8."Doctors automatically know what's wrong with you. They have a sick sense." -


9.The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says, "There's no call for that. You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

10.Fill in the blanks in english test.
Better late than.............pregnant!!!!!!

Laugh Aloud

1.Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shutup'."
Joe Namath


2."My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it."
Buddy Hackett


3."Insanity is hereditary: You can get it from your children."
Sam Levinson.


4."There are two things that a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and its mother's age."
Benjamin Spock


5."Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head."
Martin Mull


6.My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale."
Les Dawson


7."When you're eight years old nothing is your business."
Lenny Bruce.


8."In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television."
Erma Bombeck.


9."I never met a kid I liked."
WC Fields.


10."Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'."
Joan Rivers.