Funniest one liners

1.There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it


2.If only life came with Rewind...Forward...Play...Pause.....Next n Stop buttons:(


3.We would rather be ruined than changed;
We would rather die in our dread
Than climb the cross of the moment
And let our illusions die.
~W.H. Auden


4.Success is dangerous. One begins to copy oneself, and to copy oneself is more dangerous than to copy others. It leads to sterility. Pablo Picasso.

5.Fools rush in..................................................................n take the best seats;D


6.That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake. ;D


7.Eat,drink n be merry.......................for u may b on diet tomorrow;D


8.My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.


9.Women are crazy.
Men are stupid.
The main reason why women are crazy is that men are stupid.!!!!!!!!!;D


10.A long time married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.The husband decided to make a wish too.
But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled. "It really works!" ;D

Status Updates

1.‎'Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over
it became a butterfly'.


2.Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


3.Chuha Billi se darta hai,
...Billi Kutte se darti hai,
Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,
Aur Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai


4.Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. ~ Maria Robinson.


5.Sometimes, hope is what makes us smile. Other times, a smile is what can bring us hope.


6.Pleasure tastes best when sipped at intervals.


7.A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.


8.If u cannot find the brighter side of life then polish the darker side ... !
Attitude of adjustment is the only instrument to live a life ... !


9.If money doesnt grow on trees, why do banks have branches?


10.Life has never been the same as it was before Facebook came in my life! Now i dont bother who fiddles with the TV remote;)