Most popular Jokes

1.Without Love -- dayz are
Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
...thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday...
so be in Luv everyday...

2."You cannot blame gravity for falling in love";))Einstein.

3.Just because someone doesn't love you in the way you want them to,
doesn't mean that they don't love you with all they've got!!!:)

4.Robert Louis Stevenson writes-"Wine is bottled poetry"
Well..well..now i know why i like poetry;)

5.If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?

6.Two men were searching for their wives lost in a fete.
First Man: How does your wife look like?
Second Man:Oh she is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair... And yours?
First Man: Forget mine, let us look for yours...;p

7.Rahul Roy-"Sau saal tak sanam ki aankhon mein doob jaaun,
 Sau saal aur ho toh uske galey lagaoon...............
Sau saal phir milan ki duniya nayi nayi de.................

Mere khuda mujhe tu ek aur jindagi de..."

Khuda-"Beta Rahul-,itna slow jaega,ek aur jindagi bhi kum padegi;D

8.I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon!!!!

9.Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi ek lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife-Kaun thi woh?
Hus-Tum dimaag kharrab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshaan hoon ki woh bhi Yehi puchhegi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;D

10.Dunno why facebook gives me a choice to 'like' my own comments!!!!!!!!Come on..Ofcourse I like all my comments even wen no one else does;D

Best one-liners

1.Love will die if held too tightly! Love will fly if held too lightly!! Handle ur love with care:)


2.A ship in the harbour is safe, but thats not what ships are for!

 3.Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.


4.Life isnt about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain!!!!


5.One who doesnt throw the dice, can never expect to score a six! Siddhuism


6.Work by exception, not by rule....and enjoy the difference.


7.True..Life is not a bed of roses...and here comes a Monday every week to remind u the bitter truth :(


8.A life without cause is a life without effect.


9.Life gives answer in 3 ways: It says YES and gives u what u want. It says NO and gives u smthng better. It says WAIT and gives u the BEST:)


10.You know what u r but u don't know what u can become". Arindam Chaudhuri

Quotes n poems

1.O God,if u cant make me FIT:(.....plz make my friends FAT :)


2.I would spread the cloths under your feet
...But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams beneath your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams...
W.B Yeats.


3.Toss your dashed hopes not into a trash bin but into a drawer where you are likely to rummage some bright morning.


4."Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it.
Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it."
Goethe


5.There's one sad truth in life I've found
While journeying east and west
The only folks we really woundAre those we love the best.
We flatter those we scarcely know,
We please the fleeting guest,
And deal full many a thoughtless blow
To those who love us best.
~Ella Wheeler Wilcox


6.All i want is a little more than i will ever get .


7.Why is it tht jab bhi we wanna spend on jewellery,there comes promptly..the same age-old complement from the other side-"Tum toh bina jewar ke hi bahut khooobsoorat lagti ho";)!!!!!


8.Love is in the present...live it.:-)Past is just memories n future..only hope!


9.Constant presence erodes desire. U cant long for something that is alwaz available!


10.Wen he reminds u a task,it is his genuine concern.wen u do the same,it is nagging:((

Witty Updates

1.Why do men like intelligent women?
   Because Opposites attract;)


2.Love is holding hands in the street,Marriage is holding arguments in the street.Love is dinner for two in a restaurant,Marriage is a take-home packet.Love is cuddling on a sofa,Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.Love is going to bed early;)Marriage is going to sleep early;(Love is losing ur appetite,Marriage is losing ur figure.TVhas no place in love,Marriage is a constant fight for remote......


3.You cannot blame gravity for falling in love;)


4.There is so little difference between husbands that you might as well keep the first;)


5.Wine is bottled poetry.


6.If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?


7.Two men were searching for their wives lost in a fete.
First Man: How does your wife look like?
Second Man:Oh she is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair... And yours?
First Man: Forget mine, let us look for yours...;p


8.I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.


9.Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi ek lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife-Kaun thi woh?
Hus-Tum dimaag kharrab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshaan hoon ki woh bhi Yehi puchhegi !!!!!!!!!!;D


10.Dunno why facebook gives me a choice to 'like' my own comments!!!!!!!!Come on..Ofcourse I like all my comments even wen no one else does;D