Most Hilarious Jokes.

1.

Kid: May I buy some grapes?
Baker: we don't have that
The nxt day:
Kid: May I buy some grapes?
......Baker: I said we don't have that! if you ask that one more time, i'm gonna staple your mouth!
D nxt day:
Kid: Do you have a stapler?
Baker: No, why?
Kid: May I buy some grapes? :D

2.Facebook is like jail you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.

3.Boy's dad joined facebook. Boy's status, 'WTF'. Boy's dad asks, what iS WTF?' Kid replies, 'Welcome To Facebook'

4.As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make... me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"

5. I went for a drive with my girlfriend the other day & got pulled over, the officer asked "have you been drinking" I replied "come on mate, she isn't that fat"

6.Dear Maths,All my life you made me find your X !!!Listen buddy...She's not coming back....So please move on!!!Regards,Frustrated Student.

7.Dad brings a robot which slaps people who lie. Dad: 'son where were you?'
Son: 'school' robot slaps son, Son: 'film!' Dad: 'which one?' Son:
'cartoon film' robot slaps again. Son: 'blue film' Dad: 'whats that??'
robot slaps dad.

8.A boy was driving a car.. A girl overtakes his car.. The boy shouted "hey donkey".. The girl replied to him "pig, buffalo, stupid"..Suddenly she had an accident, because in front of her, a donkey was crossing. Moral -> Girls never understand guys



9.After drinking: Men talk unnecessarily, Become emotional, Drive badly, Stop thinking, Fight for nothing! WOMEN can do all these things WITHOUT drinking.


10.The priest asks Johnny if he's not scared of meeting Satan. Little Johnny
says "You are the one that must be scared; you talk shit about him every
Sunday."