1.Without Love -- dayz are
Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
...thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday...
so be in Luv everyday...
2."You cannot blame gravity for falling in love";))Einstein.
3.Just because someone doesn't love you in the way you want them to,
doesn't mean that they don't love you with all they've got!!!:)
4.Robert Louis Stevenson writes-"Wine is bottled poetry"
Well..well..now i know why i like poetry;)
5.If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?
6.Two men were searching for their wives lost in a fete.
First Man: How does your wife look like?
Second Man:Oh she is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair... And yours?
First Man: Forget mine, let us look for yours...;p
7.Rahul Roy-"Sau saal tak sanam ki aankhon mein doob jaaun,
Sau saal aur ho toh uske galey lagaoon...............
Sau saal phir milan ki duniya nayi nayi de.................
Mere khuda mujhe tu ek aur jindagi de..."
Khuda-"Beta Rahul-,itna slow jaega,ek aur jindagi bhi kum padegi;D
8.I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon!!!!
9.Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi ek lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife-Kaun thi woh?
Hus-Tum dimaag kharrab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshaan hoon ki woh bhi Yehi puchhegi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;D
10.Dunno why facebook gives me a choice to 'like' my own comments!!!!!!!!Come on..Ofcourse I like all my comments even wen no one else does;D
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