Thursday, February 17, 2011

Funniest one liners

1.There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it


2.If only life came with Rewind...Forward...Play...Pause.....Next n Stop buttons:(


3.We would rather be ruined than changed;
We would rather die in our dread
Than climb the cross of the moment
And let our illusions die.
~W.H. Auden



4.Success is dangerous. One begins to copy oneself, and to copy oneself is more dangerous than to copy others. It leads to sterility. Pablo Picasso.

5.Fools rush in..................................................................n take the best seats;D



6.That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake. ;D


7.Eat,drink n be merry.......................for u may b on diet tomorrow;D


8.My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.


9.Women are crazy.
Men are stupid.
The main reason why women are crazy is that men are stupid.!!!!!!!!!;D



10.A long time married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.The husband decided to make a wish too.
But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled. "It really works!" ;D

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